thank you for joining us. welcome to "red eye." i'm greg gutfeld. >> coming up on the show, the president says a bad word at "rolling stone" and beautiful people are self-promoting and conformists. stay tuned for my report to find out why i agree. and finally, what happens in a third party presidential debate? hopefully it is the last we see of them. >> thanks, andy. >> any updates on the bus tour and the book? >> i am glad you asked. people often ask me how do you and your huge staff stay so clean when you are traveling in this bus across the country for your book "the joy of hate" which you can buy on amazon. well, we take care of each other. i believe we have tape of my

employees enjoying some bath time. >> sherrod referred to that as a gyro. let's welcome our guests. turning into bill o'reilly. she is so hot she is mistaken for a blowtorch. she anchors business news on imus in the morning and she can waive like nobody's business. and he is so sharp he can chop wood with his face. he is chris wilson, editor at "the daily" owned by our parent company, captain awesome incorporated. and in boston he is considered a straw, my sidekick bill schulz. and if hilarity was a cage fight, large, sweaty men would

enter him in pairs. sherrod small. >> west philadelphia born and -- >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> is a shorter rim a win-win? the greatest woman's basketball coach of all time, whatever that means, has proposed lowering the hoop to give the sport a boost. it is a sport. she has won seven national championships and three coach of the year awards. that's three more than me. when he talks i glisten. in a recent interview coach g says, quote, what makes fans not want to watch basketball is that some players can't shoot and they mislay ups and that forces the game to slow down. how do we help improve that? lower the rim from 10 feet. you noted that college women's volleyball turned that sport into the jugger not it is

today. a jugger not are two juggers tied up. i believe, jugger not. what about male athletes? let's check in with one now. >>] bleep >> my favorite. >> he died from his injuries. >> he is doing quite well. hans is recouperating in my bedroom. >> are you a woman. are you offended by this proposal? even if the proposal is based on biological facts? >> you guys are such morons. i think the intention is good, but i don't think it will actually improve the game. it may increase chances of female dunking more often. >> boom. >> but there are girls and women training for years. you learn how to shoot a

basketball specifically at a basket. all of the muscle memory will now be wasted. look back at the history of basketball. people thought it would rob them of feminine virtue. they have come a long way. we have come a long way since then. i don't think we should be taking steps back. >> and you shouldn't take steps backward. >> i used to play basketball. >> you have done everything. >> she has a life full of joy. >> basketball is an above the rim sport. we want dunks and rims and blocks. that's why we watch. people are not watching women's basketball like they watch men's basketball because it is not as exciting. they mention lay ups and shots and we have girls in the league averaging 30 points a game. how come they are not missing? >> bill started a movie in

your teens called "above the rim" right? but it wasn't about basketball. >> and "below the rim" was even better. >> technically, shouldn't they lower the rim for short people like me? >> absoluteliment i am all for this. it makes the game more exciting. let's put a trampoline under the rim and have rocket powered roller skates. >> i like the robotic exo skeletons. >> but where does it stop? those are jokes, but seriously are you moving the foul line closer and make the court smaller? >> they do it in softball. >> but when you do that you are limiting the girls who play alongside with guys and scrim memg with them. i played lacrosse in school and it was the same thing. >> must be nice. >> the sport was a different sport. there were so many rules for what is appropriate for women that the sport of lacrosse for women is something different for men.

it robbed it i think of most of the fun parts of the sport. i don't want the same thing to happen to basketball. it doesn't make it easier. >> i thought they went way too far when they -- with women's soccer -- >> you think women can do anything. >> we can. >> come on. get a court. bill, we haven't heard from you. you played in the sequential hemaphrodite league for six years, and they actually removed the whole rim. they removed the backboard and replaced it with a box of flowers where you would run and jump in and soil yourself. that would count as a score. >> the problem is they don't allow balls. i am the only feminist i feel like on this table. i agree with this broad. >> you shouldn't change the rules. if you want to get more people watching, if you want more

eyes on the screen, i have a four-word solution. replace them with men. other than that, keep everything the way it is. let the ratings killer go on killing. >> i don't watch women's basketball, but i don't watch any basketball. >> you just don't watch the game. >> spud web and what is this? could i could ily -- kylie-monogue? i really did say kylie-monogue instead of mugsy. in the lpga don't they move the tees up or is that lady's golf in general? >> in women's tennis one thing that is exactly the same and that is one of the biggest sports. >> and soccer too. women's soccer, people don't have to compare it to the men's sport. people make that mistake with basketball. they see the men dunking and doing things above the rim.

and they judge women's basketball the same way. the sportses naturally can be a little different. women bring other things to the table. >> yes, like bore dom. >> chris, i will make an unspeakable truth here and i know diane will disagree with me. the sports that are most popular right now, volleyball, tennis and soccer all have really good looking women. maybe that is some weird coincidence. i don't know. >> it might be. exactly. beach volleyball is far and away the most popular olympic sport. there is a reason why. >> there is. >> it is not the sand. >> the original name was women on a beach jumping in a sports bra, and then they thought it was wordy and gave them a net and a ball and it is a little less degrading. >> i think we can all agree it is an important topic that merits further discussion with people smarter than we are. >> come on. they don't exist. from hoops to scoops.

does their cycle serve as a signal? i'm scared. cnn published a story linking women's hormones to their voting choices. but after a crap storm of reader complaint it was removed. the study by researchers at the university ever -- the university of texas and based on an internet survey found ovulating single gals support president obama because they feel sexier. according to dirante heightened sexual feelings lead women to support politicians who advocate for easy access to birth control and abortion. nonsingle women preferred romney because they are overcome pen say thing for the increase of hormones motivating to have sex with other men. it is a way of convincing themselves they are not to give into sexual urges. her argument is sound. let's go live to red eye's womens issues correspondent.

>> will you quit? >> he was so fat, that raccoon. >> he is the new editor of "cosmo." diane i will get to you and then sherrod and then bill. i will go to you first. >> i am going to diane. >> typical dude can't make up his mind. >> does this make they sense at all? >> i thought it was just because my brain is so much smaller than yours. i didn't really get this study either. it doesn't make any sense. at the height of their fertil time of the month, women who are single are 20% more likely to vote for obama than women who were married basically or 20% more likely to vote from romney. 20% compared to each other or compared to themselves when they are not at that time of the month?

>> that's a good question. the first doesn't make sense. and then how do they test? do they ask them when they are not having their period? did they ask them after? did it occur that maybe between the two things other issues came into play. maybe they rached a debate or read up on an issue? >> she is out of control. by the way, it is diane. what angers me is she completely destroyed the story. >> a woman wrote this? >> there are just so many variables at play here. >> what are you doing, lady? >> the one thing you are going to do is date women who talk about this stuff. it is like, don't bring this up. i don't care if it is facts or not fact, shut up. we have to live with women. what's wrong with you people? we have to deal with women every day. why would you bring this up? >> the worst part about this

study is not whether it is true or not. it is that is makes your life difficult. >> we should have all research run by the sherrod irritation guidelines. >> i guess i will pencil in some women there. >> chris, is there anything to be learned from this? >> i don't think so. this study sounds inherently bonkers. >> i think you over stepped your line there. >> somebody who took female hormones, it never had an affect on me. >> you smell wonderful. >> thank you. it sounds ridiculous. it sounds like a prank study. i couldn't follow it. >> you didn't really read it, did you? >> no. this is the first time i am hearing about it. >> even if they really did come up with these findings, the theories they deduce makes no sense at all. the guys' conclusions to what

that means makes no sense. >> that's the dumbest thing i have ever heard. >> i get it. you don't like the study. here is what i don't like, bill. you. the thing that bothers me is why cnn chose to take down an article because people were upset about it. that's scary you would take down an article because a bunch of people didn't like what the study said. >> is that what i said? >> going back to what sherrod said specifically. the reason they took it down is because it moved with lifetime. they are like, this is not worth it. delete. >> the holidays come. >> would this story have been killed if it was linking men's testosterone to bizarre behaviors which are -- every day you can find an article.

>> because you are way moodier than we are. >> it is a hassle. >> you know what. i would say testosterone is linked to that. , but we accept that. >> just the master because count alone. >> they railed at the writer for having covered it, but that's unfair. she was assigned this story and she made very clear there are skeptics and men have hormones too. i thought she did her job. i don't think she deserved to take the fall about a study. >> i have to move on. the only thing that bugs me is when you get in this situation if there is a question that -- from you saying something that could beacon strewed as sexist you have to take it down. i don't think it was sexist. it was trying to be scientific whether you like the theories or not. the fact is you have to take it down. from people who -- >> they could have started out

like this -- i am not trying to be sexist but, blah, blah, blah. >> that's like the beginning of one of my nights. >> i am not racist. >> but this guy over here -- >> we should have separate drinking fan fan -- fountains. >> from people who use purses to a president who curses. should the prez be more careful about what he says? president obama says a bad word as douglas brinkly relates. the executive editor told obama and he had asked a six-year-old if there was anything she wanted him to say to the president she-he said, tell them you can do it. and obama's response to that not at all made up quote, you know, kids have good instincts. they say that is a bull problem bleep [.

i am bleeping it. meanwhile, the president went on "the tonight show" where he was asked what his favorite tv show was. >> chris, i really don't care what the president swore. you and i both work in magazines. you washinged at "maxim." i never trusted those who talked about their off spring in print because they made them sound smarter. he said, yes, my six-year-old says good luck. six-year-old, really? >> he is basically saying i have a six-year-old and i say something to me about it. >> it is god news for romney in a way. you can't [bleep] a [bleep]. maybe he will do great with china when he sits down with them. >> that's true.

i don't know if you can bs in chinese. >> i can in mandarin. >> that's very good. >> i got a good joke, but i don't know if you should do it. >> i will go to diane and you think about it. >> mull it over. >> i am afraid of what he will say. >> do you think he used that word on purpose? i have a problem with huh poke craw see. when their leaders swear and when we swear all the type. all the time. it is his attempt to sound cool to the rolling stone crowd. it makes him look a little pathetic and like a poser. it is not a big deal at all. >> who cares what your six-year-old kid said? she can't vote. beat it. >> was that the joke you were worried about? >> anytime he says beat it -- >> it was a good joke. >> we can take it out.

i was going to say the question to obama was, please, what are you going to do about abortion? >> but that is -- that seems like a statement a liberal would have their kid ask a leader. it will seem thoughtful coming from a kid. doesn't obama using the word like that diminish the office of the presidency and prove he should be impeached immediately. >> he sounded cool. i like swearing. i don't go to anything under pg-13 so my ears can enjoy what they are hearing. i spoke with my i will legitimate daughter before the show. we were talking about this issue and if she had any advice. she said -- she is insane. i actually visited her in a padded cell. bonkers. not proud of her. but i have three others where

that came from. >> good for you. >> if you don't like one kid, you make another. that's the fun part. >> that's the joy of adoption. >> a beautiful story. >> it is a beautiful story. >> on a note we will take a break. coming up, this thing will be really big. not a story, just something andy levy e-mailed me from the bathroom this morning. that's disgusting, andy. first, are attractive people as good looking on the inside as they are on the outside in -- outside? i will interview them next.

should we give hope to those who dope? lance armstrong's cycling career is done, finally. but must it be that way? a british professor, is there any other kind, has made the case that we should allow drugs in sports. oh god he sounds divine.

athletes take unknown substances procured from unknown sources and permitted the use of doping. creating environment that would not only be safer, but more con grew went with the reality of professional sports in the 21st century. whatever, dude. should we hold all cyclists in contempt, and thought just lance? this driver says yes. >> this is getting old. >> that was fun, but i wouldn't do this to any cyclist. they are human beings too. wouldn't you agree that it

would make everything more exciting if everybody was juicing? >> you don't want everybody in sports juicing. they need some sports separate from the mainstream sports that you can juice it up jie. it is avenger sports where people turn themselves into monsters. it is like avengers. you could not just juice, but put things in your body. >> turn into the incredible hulk. >> i am stealing your idea. >> i do that a lot on this show. >> who want watch that? >> i would watch you watching that it is so exciting. >> i think the more juiced up, the better. let's really push our bodies to the limits. i would also like to see it in the other direction. what about nascar and you take cat tranquilizers.

>> now you have gone -- now you have gone too far, sir. >> diane, do you agree with us that maybe it should be de regulated? >> i have a problem with this one. i don't know what to think about. it on the one hand i feel they are adults and if that's what they want to do. they are such examples for kids. every high school student out there are watching these athletes and then figuring out how to do these drugs themselves. the fact they had such adverse reactions to the body was an issue too. >> i have an answer to that. look at michael jordan. useless. after he got out of basketball, who cares what he is doing. after he retired and he pumped up with steroids and played in a league somewhere with other retired dudes pumped up. it is like your body is already decaying. why not put steroids in there? >> why not just play with other retired dudes? >> who will watch old men play basketball on television?

>> he would be retired and not in the nba anyway. >> he could play in the steroid nba for older gentlemen. >> i want to get this in this blank, blank, blank, drug joke, blank, blank, blank. >> all athletes are already on drugs. >> most of them. >> they have always done this. it is just something that exists right now. tbak -- back in the day you know what they took? beanies, it is a cute work for an anphetamines. it helped them go game after game after game. as long as there has been a drug to help them cheat they were taking them, period. >> >> the athletes in those times taking beanies, beanie babies. did you see those creatures? they were born with no bones. you can get a fancy price for them on ebay. once they gave birth they sold them. do you have a comment on the show?

no that's actually a toy. i should point that out. e-mail us, red eye at fox news.com. if you have a video go to submit a video. still to come, the half time report from tv's andy levy. he is our beanie baby. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by clowns. the comedic performers who don't speak and wear outlashdish costumeses and heavy make up. thanks, clowns.

let's find out if we got anything wrong so far. let's go to andy levy. >> hi, greg, how are you? >> i'm fine. >> whatever. women's college basketball coach suggesting lowering the rim. you referred to her as the greatest woman's basketball coach of all time. whatever that means. and three seconds later he said he won seven national championships and seven coach of the yore awards. >> i also said that is three more than me. >> i heard that. i chose to ignore that line. >> probably why since it was a lie. >> absolutely. and jugger not, not two juggers tied together. it is a jugger who travels to space. >> i like my definition. also if you have a friend named jugger and you are pretending you are going to do something you say jugger, not! >> wow. that leads me to my next

point. you said of the panel, you guys are such morons. you are correct. >> thank you. appreciate that. >> i was pretty much in agreement until you pointed out it is a problem for girls learning to play alongside guys on courts throughout the country. that's a good point. >> thank you. >> now i am undecided. >> are you sure it is not because of your hour -- hormones ? >> i don't know. what's today? sherrod you said basketball is an above the rim sport. not for my people. >> it is behind the seem port? >> bill, i didn't realize you played. >> i was the saskatchewan cos mows. disgusting mascot. i can't even talk about it. >> diane, you said people shouldn't judge women's

basketball. it can be viewed as four sports. the point they are not enjoying the hoops the same way they are enjoying men's basketball. >> it is a valid point, but they are trying too hard to mimic men's basketball. ball handling skills. so on. >> maybe they can cook on the court too. >> you are a part of the problem. >> she can't dunking, but boy can she fry up a waffle. >> let me handle this. >> bill, how do you not hear when i am screaming? how is that even possible? >> the hormones. >> cnn has an article saying it may influence their vote. >> sherrod, it is fun to have you watch the story. >> i already know the story. i have been talking on nine shows about the same topic. we need to switch it up a

little. how are you doing, andy? >> it is going okay. i can't complain. i could. have you had an hour? >> have you been out of town lately? >> i have not. >> we don't get to hang or anything. >> diane, you say you are not sure how they conducted this study. they surveyed 500 women with regular periods and not taking hormonal contraception. >> when did they ask the questions ? >> i can't figure out if they surveyed the same women when they were -- >> did they ask them and then ask them again and then ask them a third time and they changed their mind back? that would be incredible, but i don't believe that. >> what is the regular period? >> they are lying because they don't -- >> lane, the comic stylings of sherrod small.

>> why do they always say -- >> don't get me started on the toilet bowl. >> you said it sounds bonkers er and it sounds like a prank study. >> psychology today is peer reviewed? >> no ridiculous study has been published. >> i am adding that in as a fact. >> it is actually reviewed by pierce morgan. >> either that orie viewed on a pier. >> even if the factual stuff in the study is accurate, they make no sense. also note it was a woman's conclusion. >> i apologize. >> it was more because the conclusions made that sense.

>> obama says a bad word in a rolling stone issue. did anybody read this interview? >> no. >> yes. >> read douglas brinkly, his intro to the interview. he told a story how he was out at an obama rally and they wept up to him to ask to sign his shirt. she said how old are you? he said 11. the second was older. he said how old are you? she said i am 14. he said no you are too old. i will give you a fist bump instead. quote it was a wonderful moment to witness. this was not a president who kissed babies for votes. even though the commotion all-around him was louder than a band, obama was able to differentiate the two girls and offer the older one about having some self-respect. >> isn't your avenger sport pro wrestling? >> no.

in avengers sports you can insert things into your body. >> i can see why you would enjoy that. >> i often practice this in bryant park around 4:00 a.m. there is generally a long line. >> it is a popular sport. >> not a lot of wrestling. although -- well, never mind. except for that one fellow. >> when you said the more juiced up, the better were you serious? >> no, let's do it. let's go all the way. there is a lot of hipocracy. he is being targeted because he is the biggest guy in the sport. he is not the only one doing this. it is the same with benny's. is it beanie or benny? >> it is benny. >> no wonder i have never heard of beanies before.

>> it is like mickeys. >> the benny baby thing still applies. >> but the irony of what's his face again, lance armstrong, he -- according to these people, he had other people taking it as well. >> good. >> first of all, if we can get more money and more popular by taking drugs at our jobs we would do it. >> that's not true. >> isn't it called aterol. >> that's not true. >> why? >> i don't know the physical consequences. i could make more money today and thebe theks week drop dead of a heart attack. i am not sure -- >> again you said you are not sure how you felt about it? >> i am. they should have a choice in the matter. i don't think they should be able to quali whenner they are competing against people who didn't have the strokes available.

it should be transparent where people know if you ran it in such and such a time. >> isn't that the point that if people do want to play professional sports, but don't want to wreck their body long-term bayousing these things, it is unfair to them if you allow it? >> that's the debate. one is the example you set for kids, and does that then become the standard unless you do the drugs. >> just to be clear, i don't give a crap about settling with kids, but you shouldn't be allowed to do it. >> it is hard to draw the line. >> lance armstrong is much bigger than biking. >> that's not hard to be. >> tim tebow said no records. it is called being a celebrity and getting money. >> it depends on how much harm it does to the body. there are things that are performance enhancers that don't qualify as these drugs.

i don't think it should be allowed for the reasons you just said. >> can we stop this back and forth? let's agree to disagree. >> if you feel better, do it. >> it is not an opinion. >> i am done. >> you will just stand there and stair? coming up, john travolta loves men -- ding shirts for under privileged. that's why he is a great guy. first, what did "red eye" learn at the recent third party debate ? judging from this footage, absolutely nothing and it is time to fire bill.

for why obama admit our only choices?

i waded through the audience and the various themes and the moderator is still alive. to make sense of it all, i give you part one of a package that never deserved two segments to begin with. you're welcome, america. >> this is very exciting. we are at the hilton chicago where every president since truman has stayed. tonight i am at a third party debate where a bunch of people who won't be president are also staying here. coincidence? yes. >> you are aware that ron paul won't be here tonight? >> yes, correct. >>s who your guy? >> i am leaning toward gary johnson. >> i have leaned toward him many times when we partied. he has kept me up. the guy can rage. >> i am from pennsylvania so i am not sure who the candidates are. >> you have gary johnson. he is a libertarian. jill stein, green party. i'm assuming that is a pot thing. rocky anderson who is at the

justice party. rocky, awesome name. >> he is from philly? i know a rocky from philly. >> he is weirdly from salt lake city. that is an excellent i impress of a mormon. i would de criminalize murder, b ensure that reo speed wagon is in the rock and roll hall of fame. and make sassiness a requirement for every voter. what are your thoughts and can i have your vote? >> i am glad you are not running. >> how dare you bring up something personal? >> it shows they are open to all. they invited two students from hog warts. tell me where you are as far as wizardry is concerned and what your favorite spell is. i thought they were all british. >> how does larry king get involved in this? jars full of metamucil?

>> haven't met him yet. >> he is a tiny rock star, shriveled. but he is the keith richards of news. >> who are you pulling for in this debate? >> anybody that shows they know what the constitution is. so far i believe that is gary johnson. >> he is not a member of the constitution party. that was on there. are they talking about the paper document or how one is feeling as in i have a delicate constitution. >> i think they are talking about the toilet paper the congressman is using jie. how dare you, sir? you are right, they suck. >> i say bill o'reilly. >> well, my name is bill, bill owe schulz. he culls me sometimes. my other platform would be, platforms, i love platform shoes. they make me taller. they are established. what are your thoughts on platform shoes? >> thanks so much, guys, over and out.

>> in edit we will make it look like you disappear. >> nice. >> you look at this opulent ballroom where the debate is going to take place and you can't rep but think of the scene in beauty and the beast when bell and the beast finally dance. ♪ tale as old as time ♪ something, something, something smote. ♪ ♪ beauty and the beast >> i don't know if it will be possible, bill, but we will try to be more intomorrow tiff and entertaining than the slop i just watched. >> i may talk to some candidates. there may or may not be a larry king cameo. >> do people run toward you? >> i felt a large amount of

apathy toward my event and the positioning there. 24r* was not a lot of energy to speak up. there was a lot of stoners. >> the turnout was bigger than i thought. none were too jazzed until they started talking about legalizing drugs. everyone is clapping. >> gary johnson, pro legalization? >> very much so. he also was horrifically thick. >> was he on drugs? >> no. but he got very sick on the way over there. michael major done this the 1998 finals it was as if it went away and he

do all they care about is number one? they are self-promoting and conformist. they are out november 13th. it is often assumed and guess what, they don't. it is less likely to be tolerant and less dependent on those with the looks.

a phenomenon dubbed, what is beautiful is good or the greg affect. chris, do you buy these results ? there are plenty of good looking people who are losers, right? >> sure. even if they are, are they still winning? >> they are still beautiful and we all have to deal with it. by we i am talking about bill. >> as a hot person do you worry people see you as conformist? >> no, and i wrote it in my book "beautiful people are awesome at everything, and ugly people are good for nothing," but i don't want to give too much away, but i will be promoting it on a bus tour next month. i will give you the details. >> you mean a bus like this? >> a pretty yes, sir one. >> this makes me looks -- look huge. the amazing beast. sherrod, is this a war on hot people? >> we always hated hot people behind their backs. we say oh your hair looks so

great. yes, i guess so. >> somebody is running out of steam. >> if you say that this study is not right, then you sound like a hater. i don't want to be a hater, but i'm a good looking dude. everybody is good looking in their own way. >> you are kristina aguillera. >> when you are as unattractive as yourself every earn p you meet teams like a 10. that must be tough. >> and it makes me feel like number two. a good looking person pends to the crowd he is around. who does that remind me of? who indeed? i am talking about third party candidate rocky henderson. >> wow, i love rocky. >> my theory is if beautiful people are not challenged through life, they don't learn any skills.

through incompetence they die off. i call it the 30 rock episode theory when he played the good looking husband. we should all become really ugly. i am wrong because look at this. >> people are like genetic freaks. they are really genetically freaky, but they look good. post game wrap up, tv's andy levy.

back to andy levy for the post game wrap up. >> chris, what is your request for people with ipads, iphones and whatnot? >> they should all download "the daily". >> now available for android? >> tablets, ipads, the only thing built specifically for

tablets. >> can i print it out and read it? >> sure, do whatever you want. take it in the bathtub. >> can you deliver it to me like a newspaper? dye n a, what do you have? >> i will be on imus in the morning. also on fox and friends first and on fox news radio in the afternoon. >> excellent. >> sherrod, i hear you have stuff popping up? >> i will be at diane's apartment at the party first of all. second of all, video on trial 10:30 p.m. and then cooking with the travel channel. >> we will talk about it later. >> will you come with me on moi book tour? >> can you drive a bus? >> i can't drive a bus, but i n cay smoke -- but i can smoke it up. >> thank you, andy. diane, sherrod. that does it for me.